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I'm Screwed  T-Shirt
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I'm Screwed T-Shirt

Color: White
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$29.99
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than your average tee (much like the joke printed on it). Pre-shrunk, so the fit stays consistent wash after wash — the only thing here that won't shrink is the humor.

Breathable Fabric — Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that keeps you comfortable from your first read of the shirt to your fiftieth.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — A relaxed, easy silhouette built to fit most bodies — because a good pun should be for everybody.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves so your shirt can take a beating and still deliver the punchline years later.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction means no center crease and no losing its shape — this shirt keeps its composure better than people do when they finally get the joke.

Tear-Away Label — Tagless comfort, no scratchy residue, no distractions — just you, your neck, and zero interruptions before the reveal.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love your tee, or send it back. No hard feelings — some jokes just aren't for everybody, and we're built to make sure that's on us, not you.

Printed in the USA — All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home — because good jokes deserve good craftsmanship.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.